The Chilluminati: Live Laugh Loathe - An Adulting Survival Coloring Book

$5.00

Welcome to The Chilluminati, where we embrace the chaos of adulting with a healthy dose of sarcasm and humor.

Tired of toxic positivity? Ready to color your contentment in shades of "bare minimum"? "Live, Laugh, Loathe" is a unique digital coloring book designed for the modern adult navigating the absurdities of daily life. This instant download features 11 pages of hilariously relatable scenes that turn everyday struggles into epic works of art. Perfect for anyone who has ever won the "Opened My Laptop" award or faced the corporate labyrinth for a single day of PTO.

What’s Inside?

This book contains 11 unique, high-quality, printable coloring pages that masterfully blend classical art with modern-day burnout.
Hilariously Relatable Themes: Color your way through scenes like the "Monument to Low Expectations," the "Wellness Wheel of Whimsy," and the dreaded "Fountain of Lost Motivation."
Daily Affirmations for the Exhausted: Find comfort in affirmations you can actually relate to, such as "My vibration is 'highly skeptical'" and "Existing is a significant form of progress."
Art for Every Mood: Whether you're manifesting the minimum or embracing the chaos of the hamper, there's a page for every level of adulting fatigue.

Why Choose a Digital Coloring Book?

Instant Download: No waiting for shipping! Get your files immediately after purchase and start your therapeutic coloring session right away.
Print Unlimited Copies: Did life happen? Want to try a new color scheme for your "Atlas of Unworn Clothes"? Simply print the page again! (For personal use only).
Choose Your Paper: Print on your preferred paper—thick cardstock for markers or smooth printer paper for pencils.
Digital Coloring Friendly: Use the high-resolution files to import the line art into apps like Procreate, Affinity, or Photoshop.

What You Will Receive
Upon purchase, you will receive a high-quality digital download containing:

1 PDF File: A complete book with all 11 coloring pages, ready for easy printing on standard 8.5×11 inch US Letter paper. Includes the beautiful cover page and "Important Information" guide.

Important Terms & Conditions

Personal Use Only: These files are for your personal enjoyment and coloring only.
No Resale or Sharing: You may not resell, share, modify, or distribute the digital file or printed copies of the pages for profit.

By purchasing this product, you agree to these terms. Thank you for supporting independent artists and embracing the glorious struggle of adulting!

Ready to survive adulting in style? Click 'Add to Cart' and start your journey of realistic, moderate contentment today!